The list is "Things I Never Want To Do While Pregnant". So far, the only item on the list is:
Run through an airport from gate 2 to gate 49 to catch your connecting flight in shoes that are a size too big (to accommodate in-flight swelling), carrying a shoulder bag with a laptop and a plastic cereal container of cat food (heavy and awkward!), a large pillow, and an eleven pound cat + cat carrier.
Never again, please!